Small Thing is Big Thing

Haplos, A Very Very Short Short

I’ve got this picture in my head inspired by Ring 0 and some shampoo commercial (not Carla Abellana’s pointy fingers commercial).

“You have to be my model/actress,” I told Jaycelle (as if she and I had a choice).

For us to visualize what we’re going to do, I sketched the idea.

Haplos - Sketch

A sketch of fingers running through the back of the subjects hair.

After demoing several times how to look confused and terrified simultaneously, she got the drift of “acting”.

I remember in high school, someone from the repertory or something visited our school and taught us the only lesson an aspiring actor would ever need — how to be a human chewing gum and get chewed by a gigantic chewer. So, those interested in being Florante or Laura were positioned in a circle, getting chewed by an imaginary monster. I could still see it — we looked stupid as hell.

But I didn’t require her to do that warm up, she picked up almost immediately.

After fifteen (15) takes, we narrowed the footage into two shots.

Haplos - Screencaps

Screencaps from the very very short short, Haplos.

Then, I needed some original background music to avoid getting kicked out by Vimeo and Youtube. I took out my precious Alvarez and brought it to the comfort room where every voice becomes American Idol quality — only that I didn’t intend to make the very very short short scarier by inserting a vocal track in there.

I slapped the footage and recorded music together in the PeeCee to produce this materialized idea.

Category: Ephemera

Text Deceits Are Here Again

From 8070 sent to my Smart 0947 mobile number:

LYRIC: Manalo ng up to P20,000.00!
Q: ANGELA BOFILL:
Break it to me _ _ _ _ _ _ , GENTLY ba ang sunod?
Rply w/ LYRIC Y or LYRIC N now.
To quit, txt OFF to 8070. P2.5/tx.
Promo frm 01/21/12 to 01/21/13.
DTINCRPermit# 0400Sof12.
Cflyrs4dtls.

Txt OFF for P2.50?

The actual text message on my bullet-proof Nokia 1280.

I’ve been receiving this kind of text “promo” these past few months. It’s been sending intermittently maybe enough for receivers to not get annoyed and report it.

Get annoyed and report it for the following reasons:

  • It is unsolicited; I didn’t subscribe to it
  • It is not entertaining
  • It offers an opt-out for P2.50

I checked its DTI NCR permit number on DTI NCR’s Permit Number Verification tool and it returned invalid. I’m too lazy to call them to try the “other ways to verify” because I’m sure they’ll click the same “Verify” button as I did.

Invalid DTI NCR Permit Number

A screenshot of DTI NCR Permit Number verification tool.

These kinds of text promos get all the other related businesses in trouble if you remember Sen. Enrile’s “vanishing cellphone load” incident which wiped out a billion-peso industry.

Update – 11:35 am: I searched for the permit number without “Sof12″ and it returned the promo information for permit number 0040.

Valid

A screenshot of DTI NCR Permit Number verification tool with the promo information of permit number 0040.

So, a legit promo that goes against NTC Memorandum Circular 04-07-2009 which bans unsolicited text messages.

NTC, DTI, or Smart, please take this away from my inbox.

Category: Ephemera

One More Time

BarefootWear, Inc. replaced my Vibram FiveFingers KSO yesterday.

Let’s try it one more time — this time in Palawan.

If the same thing happens, then I should get paid for testing this product.

Aegis

Vibram FiveFingers KSO

Box

Vibram FiveFingers Box

Made in China

Made in China

One Black Toe

One Black Toe

Category: Ephemera

An Expensive Piece of Crap

The Vibram FiveFingers KSO — more like KO — Knocked Out.

I bought it on April 1. It died on April 9.

I used it on April 3 to go to work and ignored all the weird glances from people noticing these pair of foot/fingerwear.

During the holidays, I used it from April 6 to 8 — trekking through the countryside, swimming in the beach, and treading rocky shores.

Darth

Jump shot. April 6, 2012

Thank you, FiveFingers for being so snug though I nearly felt the scorching road under the April sun. You served me well, protected me from sea urchins.

Sea Urchins

Nasty sea urchins waiting for unsuspecting bare feet. April 8, 2012

Only that I meant for you to live for a year.

Against the Boat

FiveFingers against the boat. April 8, 2012

The Autopsy

Vibram, you should have told me that you used Elmer’s Glue for the right shoe.

Vibram FiveFingers

Vibram FiveFingers

Vibram FiveFingers - Right Toe

Right toe smiling.

Vibram FiveFingers - Right Back

Back area smiling.

Vibram FiveFingers - Right Side

Right side smirking.

Vibram FiveFingers - Right

Another slit.

Vibram FiveFingers - Left Pinkie

Looked like bleeding.

Value: P0

Category: Documentaries

Vibram FiveFingers KSO

I finally bought KSO two days ago. Been coveting a FiveFingers for years now, if not for its pricey price tag. It’s been more than a year since I purchased comfy shoes for my feet and it’s summer — means travel time. I fit the quirky shoes and didn’t think twice on buying it.

Vibram FiveFingers KSO

KSO on my feet.

I’m giving it a life of one year and a monetary value of P5000.

I wore it to work today. It’s comfy. They only look weird as I saw them thru an elevator reflection.

Its first test would be this coming holidays — we’ll be beach bumming down South.

Value: P4987

Time Capsules

From searching using Yahoo! and creating free pages on Tripod, I’ve surfaced on the internet as Happy Obituary. I clearly remember that morning when the phrase dawned on me — half asleep and half awake, as I took a piss somebody or someone put those words in my head like a light bulb.

As often as I’d tear off pages from my grade school pad paper whenever my drawings didn’t seem perfect, that’s how often I created and tore down Happy Obituary websites containing galleries of pictures accompanied by texts.

This one, as I found in numerous levels of folders, was named “Happy Obituary Gallery Square On The Left”. I’ve seen the need to differentiate archival folders of Happy Obituary websites, thus, the description.

I’ll be uploading these time capsules before an erratic solar flare wipes it all out.

Happy Obituary Square on the Left (2005)

http://happyobituary.astormysky.com/square-left/

Happy Obituary Square on the Left

A screenshot of Happy Obituary Square on the Left.

Category: Happy Obituary

Vocabulary Today, March 15, 2012

accoutrements

plural of ac·cou·tre·ment (Noun)

Noun:

  1. Additional items of dress or equipment, carried or worn by a person or used for a particular activity.
  2. A soldier’s outfit other than weapons and garments.

Synonyms:
outfit – equipment

Source: Google

Category: Ephemera

Cargo Cult

A cargo cult is a religious practice that has appeared in many traditional pre-industrial tribal societies in the wake of interaction with technologically advanced cultures. The cults focus on obtaining the material wealth (the “cargo”) of the advanced culture through magic and religious rituals and practices. Cult members believe that the wealth was intended for them by their deities and ancestors. Cargo cults developed primarily in remote parts of New Guinea and other Melanesian and Micronesian societies in the southwest Pacific Ocean, beginning with the first significant arrivals of Westerners in the 19th century. Similar behaviors have, however, also appeared elsewhere in the world.

Source: Wikipedia

Category: Ephemera

Finally, The Real AM Radio App Comes to All Mobile Phones

Ever heard of the latest news? I mean real news? Real AM news? The Corona news? The death toll news? The CCTV news?

Not yet? Maybe because all your mobile phone could give you is YesFM and Love Radio.

Ever since Nokia 3300, I’ve always wondered why the guys in Nokia didn’t bother “enabling” AM radio. Is it because “cellular phones” are only for kids? Apparently, not.

Unless you’re always connected to the internet, AM radio would always remain to be a thing in vehicles or in the house beside gramp’s old rocking chair.

But not anymore. Now, you can take the AM news in your pocket everywhere you go.

Mobile Phones + AM Radio

Product shot of various mobile phones and an AM radio.

The Real AM Radio App

Product shot of various mobile phones with antennas.

As I understand it, you need a humongous antenna to pick up AM radio waves while all you need to pick up the YesFM signal is your regular headphone through its cables.

Category: Ephemera